✈ Confirmed Departures — they actually did it (2)
Passenger
Destination
Status
Ellen DeGeneres
England, UK
Departed ✈ Stayed
Rosie O'Donnell
Ireland
Departed ✈ Still Abroad
Still At The Gate — all talk (17)
Passenger
Booked Destination
Status
Lena Dunham
Vancouver, Canada
Still Here
Amy Schumer
Spain
"Said In Jest"
Samuel L. Jackson
South Africa
Still Here
Miley Cyrus
Anywhere But Here
Cancelled
Jon Stewart
Another Planet (by rocket)
Still Here
Barbra Streisand
England / Canada
Still Here
Chelsea Handler
Spain (bought the house!)
Delayed 8+ Yrs
Ne-Yo
Canada (Drake's place)
Still Here
Keegan-Michael Key
Canada (near Detroit)
Still Here
Snoop Dogg
Canada
Cancelled
Omari Hardwick
Italy
Still Here
Sharon Stone
Italy / Europe
Still Here
Neve Campbell
Canada (home turf)
Still Here
Tommy Lee
Greece / UK
Still Here
Al Sharpton
"Reserved A Ticket"
Boarding... Eventually
Raven-Symoné
Anywhere (any Republican)
Still Here
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